Usually my Significant Other will let me know when I have a spinach-grin or if I’m wearing my jumper inside out but on those occasions when my work separates us for long periods I have to be extra vigilant.

When the dog’s eyes start to water and his whiskers curl as I speak to him, I know I’ll need to give my teeth another clean or my cheese-and-onion-sandwich-breath will cause people to pass-out!